We had a brief conversation on digital paintings and wacom tablets, but after I cleared up the confusion, I quickly thought better of sticking with this topic of conversation.
"Yeah, sure. Of course you can have it for your show."
Then, broke out my oils, and went to town on an "analog" version.

After a trip to the art store, I discovered something new- Liquin Impasto. It's a thick jelly that not only acts as a drying agent, but also grows the amount of paint. Perfect if you want a thick passage of paint, but don't want to use up a tube of Cadmium Red getting there.